im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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