5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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