and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The uberlube is also flammable
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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