Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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