You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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