the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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