I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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