You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm like, not good at living.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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