Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Did I show you my penis last night?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This baby is an asshole
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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