I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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