My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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