? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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