every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Randomize
