Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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