If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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