I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
