So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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