we have officially lost it.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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