best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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