I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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