Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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