We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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