they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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