Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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