I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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