physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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