D3 body, D1 cock
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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