i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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