He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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