question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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