Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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