Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think i have herpe
just one?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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