Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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