i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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