let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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