u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Will exercising make me less horny?
Do plants get herpes?
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