yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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