I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I puked a lego.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Be still, my beating vagina.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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