Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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