I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize
