I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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