Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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