I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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