White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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