I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The Olympian is in my bed
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