where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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