Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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