I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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