Kareoke will never be a sober sport
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Say something about gay babies.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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