party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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