she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
you had me at cake vodka
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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