She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
