they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Randomize
