I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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