i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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