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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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