So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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